RiotGearClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thief and Robber]

haven't reviewed anything in forever, lol

A flash movie by rupeeclock? gasp!

good work- very smooth and well drawn. impressive stuff =]

RupeeClock responds:

And I thank you.

[;w; IV]

That shit was off da chain

The fear of being emotionally engulfed can have a devastating effect. In people's personal lives, it can prevent them from making commitments and enjoying relationships. On the job, it can prevent them from taking on new responsibilities and reaching their true potential. In this film, psychologist and author Aphrodite Matsakis explores the roots of emotional claustrophobia. She spells out all the steps sufferers can take to come to terms with their feelings and find solutions that will improve their lives.

ConradB responds:

Theories of personality vary between different psychological schools. Trait theories attempts to break personality down into a number of traits, by use of factor analysis. The number of traits have varied between theories. One of the first, and smallest, models was that of Hans Eysenck, which had three dimensions: extroversion-introversion, neuroticism-emotional stability, and psychoticism.

[-w- V]

all the brothas say dayuum!

that bitch was nice!

ConradB responds:

YOUR MOM IS NICE LOL!!

[>w< I]

this is art

As we learned in Part XD, Chilli Meaty is well on her way on the path of learning the way of being a true samuri. While venturing through the dark forests of persia with her companions, they are ambushed and raped by a gang of vigilantes. Against overwhelming odds Meaty overthrows the pirate king and discovers the path to enlightenment. Brilliant!

ConradB responds:

CHILI MEATY? UH EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG FLASH MOVIE YOU FUCK HEAD

[.w. VI]

Incredable

Of all adventure movies produced within the past decade, this is one of them. Catclock embarks on an epic journey against all odds to save his soul mate from the deviley grip of the devil who is underground with fire. Although supported by a modest budget of 24mil usd, Its turning into japanese people.

ConradB responds:

Cat Clock is cool and the budget was put to good use because eggs are three

[@w@ VII]

Stunning

Chilli Meaty is a ukranian schoolgirl trapped in the cold, tough school system of Amsterdam. When her parents are killed by a rogue assassin, Meaty must take up the sword and learn the way of the samurai to avenge her slain daughter. A romance film that will stand out throughout the ages.

ConradB responds:

THIS MOVIE ISN'T ABOUT CHILI MEATY YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET OFF MY PAGE OR I'LL EAT YOUR DICK XD!!

[Stag Beetle Day '07]

An outstanding product of post-modern cinema

No doubt the hottest film this year you'll see that went under the radar. Produced by a crack team of underground artists, actors, and screenwriters stag beetle day 07 is an experimental film like no other. Brilliant.

ConradB responds:

Truly experimental I put many different effects into this one and I thank you for your review I will use it to make my other work better

[What's for Dinner?]

What a twist!

Of all the suspenseful action films you'll see this summer, What's for Dinner is one of them. From beginning to end, this film is a no hold bars adrenalin fueled roller coaster explicitly warning not for the faint hearted. Although difficult to follow at times, there is no debate that this film has one of the most complex and ingenious concepts of the year.

ConradB responds:

This was an adventure film godd get your genres straight you simpleton

[Totemo Hentai Furry Yiff]

Simply stunning

The Oust Daily calls this the must see hit of the year. Totemo Hentai Furry Yiff is a christmas classic that will forever hold a special place in your hentai furry yiff heart. Featuring well know actors such as opened a fucking can of whoopass on this level and oprah, this film truly lives up to the good names of those involved. I gotta fight another boss.

ConradB responds:

Rev is the coolest guy on the planet and he sucks more dick

[Ashei Buys a Mountain Dew]

An instant classic

New york times raves, Ashei Buys a Mountain Dew is a stunning cinematic display of unique talent uncommonly seen. Combining revolutionary computer enhanced graphics with a complex story line, all is pulled together before the conclusion of the movie. Brilliant!

ConradB responds:

New York Times is a good harthy newspaper with a heart of gold publishing only the most truthful of knowledge.