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An instant classic

New york times raves, Ashei Buys a Mountain Dew is a stunning cinematic display of unique talent uncommonly seen. Combining revolutionary computer enhanced graphics with a complex story line, all is pulled together before the conclusion of the movie. Brilliant!

ConradB responds:

New York Times is a good harthy newspaper with a heart of gold publishing only the most truthful of knowledge.

gee wiz!

The original sure was good, but this is just super!

MiracleFruitClock responds:

golly!

fucking epic

A brilliant masterpiece from the people who brought you Noah's Ark and Twister. An action packed thrill ride with a sick twist that'll leave you without any concept of god. As I said, this is the good stuff.

AlbinoClock responds:

Did the Jews make Twiseter?

oh golly!

I loved this series. For 80 days it made my life just that much happier, glad to see another installment of this truly spectacular series on newgrounds. Happy clockday, hitler!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Hitler wishes you a happy Clock Day too!

big brother is watching

Very glad to see you folks stayed with the new name. Good job following directions, happy clockday. <3

Happy Clock Day!

Good work mang, keep practicing and you'll only get better. Was glad to see everything was well organized and worked smooth. Very nice work, made me laugh and really had the spirit of the clockcrew. Happy clock day!

Lambdaclock responds:

Thanks, you too.

Clockday motha fucka!

Yo boi, it's clockday! Tiem to stop bustin caps at da popo with out gats and make some of dem flashes! Dis is some quality shit. Good job brotha. Peace

HAPPY CLOCK DAY!

Just glad you joined in. Happy clockday, n***a!

Not funny

I thought it was just awful. Everyone knows damn well that since illwillpress apparently doesn't read reviews these sorts of responses are more directed at the prepubescent oddballs who spend all day here pretending to have a life, but I'll go along with the constructive criticism thing to keep out of trouble.

Background had near zero effort put into it. The pool and everything around it aside from the characters was done with trace bitmap, computer did it all for you. The rant itself wasn't even good. Completely trivial and seems like another side effect of illwillpress's perpetual PMS tantrum. Constructive criticism: Make an animation about something that's either important or funny. Then put actual effort into it.

Inspirational.

Probably one of the better works of film that I've seen this year. The cast were all well accomplished players convincing in their roles to say the least. The director, equally well known and respected, was able to piece together an extremely intricate storyline and sew it into a coherent stream that shall be remembered for years to come. Bravo sir!

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